The Definitive Purity Test!

The ultimate purity test! Answer these questions truthfully, and you will be given your score at the end, including some detailed statistics to show exactly where you stand, on every question, compared to everyone else who has ever taken the test. Unlike other tests that simply count your "yes" answers, we use a complex relational weighting system to determine your score, along with in-depth statistical analysis.

Each question has a "Would you lie about this" checkbox. If you would lie to your significant other (wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend, etc.) about the answer to the question you just answered, then check the checkbox next to the question. If you do not currently have a significant other, then read the question as "If you currently had a significant other, would you lie to him/her about this".

The test takes about 10-15 minutes to complete. You may find it easier and faster to move from question to question using the TAB key, and to switch from Yes to No using the cursor left/right keys. Take your time, and answer truthfully!

Have you ever:

1. Are you male?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

2. Kissed a friend or stranger on their hands or their head/neck region as a friendly gesture?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

3. Held hands with someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

4. Had a date?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

5. Had a date past 1 a.m.?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

6. Dated someone on a regular basis?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

7. Picked someone up?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

8. Been picked up?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

9. Gone steady?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

10. Slow danced?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

11. Shared a bed, sleeping bag, or sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happening?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

12. Given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

13. Used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

14. Directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

15. Used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

16. Secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

17. Dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

18. Written anonymous "love letters" to someone (secret admirer, etc. That is, dropped some not-so-subtle hints).
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

19. Had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

20. Been sexually aroused?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

21. Uttered/muttered/yelled/screamed (or in other words verbally expressed) obscenities?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

22. Fantasized about your long-term instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you? (One day skydiving teachers, two hour ski instructors, and the like do not count.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

23. Fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

24. Fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

25. Fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

26. Read or bought pornographic periodicals?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

27. Ever had a subscription to pornographic periodicals?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

28. Read sexually explicit literature?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

29. Gone skinny dipping alone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

30. Made obscene phone calls?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

31. Phoned up any live phone sex numbers?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

32. Stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

33. Shaved your genital pubic hair?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

34. Shaved your genital pubic hair on a fairly regular basis?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

35. Colored or bleached your genital pubic hair?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

36. Shaved or shaped your genital pubic hair in a particular design? (moons, hearts, diamonds, clovers, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

37. Masturbated?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

38. Masturbated at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

39. Masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a week?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

40. Masturbated on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a day?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

41. Masturbated where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, city parks, gym/dorm/barrack showers, movie theater, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

42. Masturbated out in the wilds or in nature with no nearby civilization?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

43. Masturbated to orgasm?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

44. Masturbated while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

45. Masturbated while driving a *moving* land vehicle? (Car, RV, truck, motorcycle, hearse, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

46. Masturbated while on the phone? (No kinky interpretations of "on the phone". This is legit.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

47. Masturbated while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

48. Masturbated while watching an R or X-rated show?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

49. Seen any burlesque show? (Rocky Horror counts)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

50. Been to a peep show?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

51. Been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

52. Seen a pornographic movie in a theater?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

53. Walked around in your room/apartment/house/habitation in the nude? (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't count.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

54. Walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms, bathrooms and such places where this behavior is acceptable do not count.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

55. Bought blatant sexual objects? (This means that if you buy a bottle of Coke and you use it as a dildo, it doesn't count. Think design and function.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

56. Owned any erotic art pieces? (Like that phallic symbol in the cat woman scene in "A Clockwork Orange.")
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

57. Written down your own stories or fantasies for masturbatory purposes? (Your own custom-made Penthouse Forum [tm])
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

58. Sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (bananas, carrots, apples...)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

59. Eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

60. Sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable material that isn't food?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

61. Made an X- or R-rated snowman or snowwoman?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

62. Tasted your own orgasmic liquids?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

63. Inserted your finger into your rectum?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

64. Used ben-wa balls or anal beads? (ben-wa balls: a pair of small, usually metal, balls which are placed in the vagina or anus and are supposed to feel good as they move around. Anal beads: a string of beads inserted into the anus which is supposed to feel good as it is pulled out.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

65. Performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible for most males, and even for some females.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

66. Willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: piss in your pants; wet yourself; had an accident.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

67. Willingly urinated on any part of your body?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

68. Willingly defecated on the garments that you were wearing at the time? (In other words: shit in your pants; had a serious accident.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

69. Willingly defecated on yourself?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

70. Taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

71. Lied on any previous Purity Tests?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

72. Exaggerated about any sexual experiences?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

73. Gone to (or escorted someone to) a Planned Parenthood Clinic? (for an exam, to obtain birth control pills, diaphragm, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

74. Broken your word, promise, or vow?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

75. Lied to someone at someone else's request?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

76. Lied about your sexual preference in order to avoid a date?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

77. Written graffitti?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

78. Plagiarized?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

79. Shoplifted?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

80. Stolen?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

81. Made out a check that bounced?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

82. Used someone else's credit card without their knowledge and/or consent?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

83. Committed breaking and entering?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

84. Seen a snuff film?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

85. Read someone else's diary without their knowledge and/or consent?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

86. Searched someone's room without their knowledge and/or consent?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

87. Told someone that you loved them when you did not?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

88. Told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

89. Fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

90. Intentionally listened in on other people having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation without their knowing it?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

91. Used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

92. Used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the purpose of sex or oral sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

93. Drugged someone without their knowledge and/or consent? (hash brownies and the like.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

94. Forced or coerced someone into having intimate physical relations with you?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

95. Had dates with more than one person in the same night while one or more of the people involved were NOT aware of your actions?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

96. Gone steady with two or more people at the same time while one or more of the people involved were NOT aware of what you were doing?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

97. Gone steady with two or more people at the same time while all of them WERE aware you were doing it?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

98. Entered a bathroom of the opposite sex, unaccompanied by someone of the opposite sex, while not involved in a search and/or rescue mission?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

99. Mooned or flashed someone from the front?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

100. Farted (audibly) in mixed company?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

101. Streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before an informal, unofficial gathering of people?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

102. Streaked, flashed, or otherwise exposed pretty much totally yourself in public before a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as a function, stage performance, charity dinner, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

103. Been arrested? (Picture taken and all that wonderful, free stuff.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

104. Received money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

105. Given money or some favor to have sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

106. Thought you might be, or might have caused someone else to be, unintentionally pregnant?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

107. Bought a home pregnancy test?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

108. Bought condoms?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

109. Borrowed/stolen/taken birth control devices from your or someone else's parents? (Condoms, spermicidal foam, diaphragms, chastity belt)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

110. Had, or given someone, an unwanted pregnancy?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

111. Lied about being pregnant or about having made someone pregnant?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

112. Had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the legal age of consent of the state in which you were having sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

113. Thought you had VD?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

114. Had VD of any sort (VD, STD's, i.e. the clap, crabs, herpes, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

115. Had an AIDS test due to reasonable suspicion or hyperactive imagination?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

116. Given a sympathy fuck?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

117. Initiated sex with someone for the sake of sex only?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

118. Willingly committed incest?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

119. Committed adultery while you were married?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

120. Committed adultery with someone else who was married?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

121. Cheated on your current girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/significant other by kissing someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

122. Cheated on your current girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/significant other by having sex with someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

123. Are you cheating on your current girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/significant other with someone else now?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

124. Would you cheat on your current girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/significant other given the opportunity?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

125. Thrown up from having drunk too much alcohol?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

126. Passed out due to having drunk too much alcohol?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

127. Forgotten events that occurred while you were drunk?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

128. Smoked tobacco? (cigarette, pipe, cigar, hookah)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

129. Chewed tobacco? (snuff)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

130. Bought controlled/illicit drugs, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

131. Sold or re-sold controlled/illicit substances, or any compound scheduled by the DEA, in violation of the law?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

132. Taken stimulants?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

133. Taken depressants excluding alcohol?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

134. Inhaled nitrous oxide while not visiting a dentist?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

135. Inhaled anything containing butyl nitrate?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

136. Used a commercial aphrodisiac? (Spanish Fly, Magic Love Drops, powdered rhino horn, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

137. Taken valium?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

138. Smoked marijuana/sensemilia?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

139. Smoked marijuana/sensemilia more than four times?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

140. Eaten marijuana/sensemilia?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

141. Eaten marijuana or sensemilia more than four times?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

142. Taken opiate in any form?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

143. Taken opiate in any form more than twice?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

144. Used cocaine?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

145. Used cocaine more than four times?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

146. Injected any drugs into your body for any other purpose other than medical?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

147. Injected any one drug into your body for any purpose other than medical more than twice?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

148. Taken Ecstasy/X?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

149. Taken PCP?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

150. Taken PCP more than twice?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

151. Taken d-lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD-25), peyote, or psilocybin?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

152. Taken LSD, peyote, or psilocybin more than twice?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

153. Taken LSD more than six times?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

154. Deliberately injured yourself so as to obtain medication?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

155. Gone to class or work while under the influence of drugs? (alcohol counts)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

156. Mixed drugs? (alcohol counts. Mixed meaning being under the influence of two or more drugs at once.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

157. Sold possessions in order to obtain drugs?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

158. Had sex while under the influence of nitrous?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

159. Had an orgasm while under the influence of nitrous? (difficult because of timing)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

160. Had sex while under the influence of cocaine?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

161. Had sex while under the influence of marijuana/sensemilia?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

162. Had sex while under the influence of Ecstasy/X?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

163. Had sex while under the influence of LSD, peyote, or psilocybin?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

164. Had sex while under the influence of drugs with a partner who did not realize you were on them?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

165. Propositioned someone for necking or petting? (petting is defined as any caressing, patting, stroking or fondling.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

166. Propositioned someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

167. Pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

168. French kissed?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

169. Been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

170. Kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

171. Necked?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

172. Petted above the waist?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

173. Petted below the waist?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

174. Kissed on the first date?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

175. Necked on the first date?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

176. Petted above the waist on the first date?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

177. Petted below the waist on the first date?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

178. Given a hickey?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

179. Received a hickey?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

180. Worn specific clothes for the purpose of hiding hickeys? (i.e., turtlenecks)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

181. Fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

182. Fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

183. Fondled or stroked someone else's frontal chest/torso region?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

184. Had your frontal chest/torso region fondled or stroked?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

185. Been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

186. Had your fingers licked or sucked?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

187. Had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

188. Licked, breathed onto, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

189. Licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

190. Fondled someone who was asleep?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

191. Given a back massage with ulterior motives?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

192. Given a back massage that led to something steamier?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

193. Seen someone else completely nude when that person was under good lighting conditions?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

194. Been seen completely nude by someone else under good lighting conditions?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

195. Been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

196. Bathed or showered with someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

197. Let someone else wash you while you were perfectly capable of doing it yourself. (This means that if you were in the hospital with two broken arms and the nurse washed you, it doesn't count, no matter how cute s/he was.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

198. Gone skinny dipping in mixed company?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

199. Been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's clothed breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

200. Been involved with the stroking or fondling of a woman's bare breast (as either possessor or fondler of the breast)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

201. Licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

202. Had your nipple licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

203. Petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

204. Had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

205. Petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

206. Had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

207. Had an orgasm while petting?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

208. Given your partner an orgasm while petting?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

209. Given finger scratch marks?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

210. Received finger scratch marks?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

211. Drawn blood by scratching during sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

212. Drawn blood by biting during sex? (hickeys do not count as having drawn blood)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

213. Given or received *scars* from scratches or bites made during sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

214. Performed oral sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

215. Received oral sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

216. Swallowed semen, or licked female liquids off of fingers?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

217. Done sixty-nine ?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

218. Performed mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

219. Had sex? (No need for orgasm; penetration counts.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

220. Had sex on the first date?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

221. Had sex without the use of birth control devices? (Use of the rhythm, prayer, and hope methods counts as "without the use of birth control devices".)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

222. Had sex with a virgin? (Not yourself.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

223. Had sex with someone whose name you did not know? (and *still* don't know)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

224. Had sex with someone whose face you never saw?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

225. Had sex with someone where there was an age difference of more than 20 years?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

226. Had sex with someone not of your own race?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

227. Had sex with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, deity, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

228. Received manual sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

229. Given manual sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

230. Had anal sex? (The use of fingers or any phallic objects in this case would also count.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

231. Would like to try anal sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

232. Yielded willingly to a proposition from someone for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

233. Been a participant in a who's-physically-better-equipped verification contest? (Contestants must be of same gender; spectators, judges, umpires, and verifiers may be of different gender.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

234. Been a judge in a contest such as above?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

235. Gave money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

236. Received money or favors for sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

237. Attempted to seduce someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

238. Allowed yourself to be seduced?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

239. Had an orgasm at all?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

240. Been in a menage-a-trois of people of the same sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

241. Been involved in group sex, with all participants of the same sex? (4 or more people, partners must be exchanged.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

242. Listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

243. Told dirty jokes in mixed company?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

244. Discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity Testing does not cut it as discussing masturbation.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

245. Watched a porn movie in mixed company?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

246. Watched a porn movie with your own or someone else's parents?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

247. Played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

248. Played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

249. Been in intimate contact with more than one person at the same time while all of you were nude?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

250. Had oral sex with more than 5 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

251. Had oral sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

252. Had oral sex with more than 20 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

253. Had oral sex with more than 30 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

254. Had sex with more than 5 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

255. Had sex with more than 10 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

256. Had sex with more than 20 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

257. Had sex with more than 30 people? (not necessarily at one time)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

258. Had sex with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

259. Had sex with both genders in a 24 hour period?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

260. Been in a menage-a-trois with at least one member of the opposite sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

261. Walked in on others having sex (committed an "oops") and then joined in?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

262. Had sex or oral sex with a person and his/her parent? (not necessarily at the same time.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

263. Had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling? (not necessarily at the same time.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

264. Been involved in a two (or more) in one? (oral & anal or vaginal & anal counts. But no fingers - we're talking the real thing here.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

265. Been involved in a gang bang? (Step right up; come and get it while it's hot.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

266. Been in a circle of fuck?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

267. Been in a 69 circle?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

268. Been to a (cooking, baby, Wesson) oil party?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

269. Played naked Twister [tm] (with or without oil)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

270. Propositioned a person or group of people for group sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

271. Been propositioned for group sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

272. Participated in a fuck-a-thon? (Where the object is to see how many times you can do it in a certain amount of time.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

273. Used a bowling pin, Coke bottle, or something along those general shapes for masturbatory or sexual purposes?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

274. Masturbated using the aid of food?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

275. Eaten the food used in masturbation after masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

276. Inserted food into your or someone else's anus?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

277. Eaten food after it was extracted/evacuated from your or someone else's anus?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

278. Received an enema for a purpose other than medical?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

279. Actually measured your own or someone else's penis? (i.e., actually grabbed a ruler, yardstick, tape measure, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

280. Used a mechanical hand-holdable device in aiding or replacing masturbation? (Vibrator, massager, Dustbuster(tm), vacuum cleaner, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

281. Used a feather or any other tickling device for the purpose of tickling?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

282. Used tickling as a form of *arousal*?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

283. Used ice for sexual purposes?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

284. Used ice for something frozen as a dildo? (ice cubes don't count here - icicles, popsicles, and the like. Penetration.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

285. Used a strap-on dildo or male extension sheath?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

286. Used whipped cream for sexual purposes?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

287. Used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

288. Had sex in front of or under a mirror?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

289. Put food, gravy, syrup, salad dressing, candy, peanut butter, honey or anything else edible on your partner's body, and then eaten it?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

290. Used household syrup, sandwich spreading, oil, salad dressing, or any like substance for sexual purposes?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

291. Used ropes, chains, cuffs or any other such device for bondage purposes?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

292. Used a whip, chain, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

293. Worn edible underwear/lingerie?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

294. Eaten edible underwear/lingerie off of someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

295. Worn a leather/grore suit?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

296. Worn diapers for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

297. Been diapered by someone else for a sexual or masturbatory purpose?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

298. Used a ball gag or other manufactured gag?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

299. Worn a collar and/or leash?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

300. Been completely tied down (spreadeagled, hogtied, etc.)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

301. Tied someone down completely?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

302. Had sex while you or your partner was tied up?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

303. Used nipple clips (clothespins count)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

304. Pierced a part of your body other than your ears or nose (nipples, labia, head of penis)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

305. Used an inflatable doll?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

306. Humped an inanimate object like a pillow, (dinner) liver, hole in the wall, sausage, banana, etc?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

307. Watched animals having sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

308. Been aroused by the sight of animals having sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

309. Received oral sex from a live animal? (Any size.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

310. Gave oral sex to a live animal? (Any size.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

311. Had sex with a live animal? (Any size.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

312. Cross dressed in the *undergarments* of the opposite sex for a sexual purpose? (This means that school plays, initiations, and the like don't count.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

313. Worn groinal underwear on your head? (Panties, jock-strap, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

314. Worn or used a condom or any feminine hygiene contraption that has already been used by someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

315. Necked or petted in a place of religion? (Church, temple, altar, Grand Holy Cabbage Head Patch, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

316. Had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a place of religion?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

317. Had sex in/on a construction site (house, office, launch platform, etc.)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

318. Necked or petted in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (car, station wagon, van, minivan, minibus, fuckmobile, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

319. Had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a moderately sized, land/road-based vehicle of LESS THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

320. Necked or petted in a land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight? (truck, tank, armored car, steam- roller, crane, bulldozer, garbage truck, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

321. Had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land/road-based vehicle of MORE THAN 30,000 pounds net unladen gross weight?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

322. Had sex or been involved in oral sex or mutual masturbation in a land- based, non road dependant vehicle? (Train, subway, roller-coaster, monorail, Disneyland ride, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

323. Necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, manual powered vehicular transport medium? (Rowboat, surfboard, floating bathtub, etc.) (For this question it only counts if the thing was in the water at the time.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

324. Necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium LESS THAN 80 feet in length? (Yacht, PT boat, windsurfer, Sunfish, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

325. Necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in a water based, wind or propeller driven transport medium MORE THAN 80 feet in length? (Cruise ship, battleship, aircraft carrier, nuclear submarine, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

326. Necked, petted, masturbated, been masturbated, or had sex or oral sex in an aircraft? (Airplane, helicopter, hovercraft, balloon, zeppelin, space shuttle, flying carpet, flying saucer, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

327. Had sex in a household room other than a bedroom?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

328. Had sex on the floor (but not the roof)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

329. Had sex on any furniture that is indoors but is not a bed, table, desk, counter-top, a nor anything that is predominantly used for sitting or as a table/desk? (Television, washer/dryer, microwave, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

330. Had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a telephone booth, voting booth, automatic photograph taker, or any such small, non-moving enclosure that was not designed for such activities?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

331. Had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in an elevator, people-mover, escalator, dumbwaiter, or any building-internal people moving device?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

332. Had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation up a tree but not in a tree house or similar structure?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

333. Had sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation in a suspension device of some kind (hammock, trampoline, tightrope, safety net, etc.)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

334. Had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation on the roof of a building in excess of 5 floors?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

335. Had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation inside or within the confines of a hedge, bush, other natural vegetation which can provide a wall effect, cave, rock overhang, in a well, or any other secluded, outdoor, non-vegetative shielding structure?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

336. Had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in the snow? (Spring thaw is acceptable.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

337. Had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a place where the prevailing, ambient temperature (of the air immediately surrounding you) was below the freezing point of water?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

338. Had sex, participated in oral sex, or participated in mutual masturbation in a place where you could have been discovered?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

339. Had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a water-filled bathtub, hot tub, or under a shower or other running water (waterfall, torrential downpour, monsoon, etc.)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

340. Had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a body of water? (swimming pool, swimming hole, pond, lake, lagoon, sea, ocean, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

341. Had sex on the beach (and the resultant sand in uncomfortable places)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

342. Had sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation in a bathroom of the opposite sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

343. Gone to a motel (however sleazy) for the sole purpose of having sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

344. Watched while someone else masturbated?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

345. Been watched while masturbating?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

346. Orgasmed on somebody?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

347. Orgasmed in somebody if you are male, or had someone orgasm in you if you are female?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

348. Had more than one person orgasm on you at once, or been one of several people orgasming on someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

349. Been involved in oxygen deprivation for sexual enhancement? (Nitrous oxide does not count.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

350. Willingly made video tapes or had pictures taken while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

351. Physically watched others having sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

352. Watched your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

353. Taken pictures or made video tapes of your partner of choice having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation with someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

354. Willingly made audio recordings while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

355. Talked dirty while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

356. Intentionally made more noise than necessary while having sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation so as to put on a good show for whoever might have been listening in?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

357. Intentionally made "animal" noises during sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

358. Had a pet or domesticated animal walk over you or your partner while you were involved in sex or oral sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

359. Had a general emergency arise while you were steeped in sex? (House on fire, flash flood, hurricane, private plane crash lands in your dwelling, etc.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

360. Had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

361. Taken nude pictures of someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

362. Had nude pictures of you taken?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

363. Placed a personal ad?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

364. Answer a personal ad?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

365. Been involved in breast fucking? (aka "The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck")
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

366. Participated in fist-fucking? (see "Caligula")
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

367. Shaved someone's genital pubic hair (or had yours shaved) as part of a sexual activity?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

368. Had sex for more than three hours in a single session of sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

369. Been bruised during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation? (hickies do not count.)
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

370. Bruised someone else during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

371. Been injured during sex, oral sex, or mutual masturbation?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

372. Orgasmed more than three times in one session of sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

373. Had sex so many times or for so long that one or both people involved runs dry?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

374. Disturbed other people by making excessive noise while having sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

375. Had sex or mutual masturbation or received oral sex while you were driving (the car or boat or whatever vehicle)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

376. Had sex doggie fashion?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

377. Had sex in the female superior position?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

378. Had sex sitting up?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

379. Had sex standing up?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

380. Had sex upside-down?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

381. Gone through two or more sexual positions without the need for re-entry?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

382. Fallen asleep during sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

383. Woken up to someone having sex with you?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

384. Had sex while one person was passed out or unconscious?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

385. Given or received a hickey on your upper inner thigh?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

386. Been on the receiving of anal sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

387. Been on the receiving of anal sex more than once?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

388. Been on the receiving of anal sex more than 10 times?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

389. Been on the receiving of anal sex and enjoyed it?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

390. Been on the ramming end of anal sex (a dildo counts)?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

391. Had sex more than 10 times with 1 person?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

392. Had sex more than 5 times in a 24 hour period?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

393. Had sex more than 10 times in a 24 hour period?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

394. Had sex or oral sex while one or both of you were playing a musical instrument, hacked, watched television, read, drawn or in other words were preoccupied with something other than sex and lust?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

395. Performed oral sex after intercourse without washing or douching?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

396. Kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

397. Inflicted pain during sex?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

398. Been involved in cunnilingus during the woman's period?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

399. Had sex during the woman's period?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

400. Foot masturbated someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

401. Been foot masturbated?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

402. Tongue bathed someone?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

403. Been tongue bathed?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

404. Licked or sucked on someone else's feet and/or toes?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

405. Had your feet and/or toes licked or sucked by someone else?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

406. Licked someone's anus?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

407. Swallowed your partner's orgasmic secretions?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

408. Used the Purity Test as a checklist of things you could do?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

409. Ever done something for the sole purpose of lowering your Purity Test score?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

410. Bought/read books to enhance sexual technique?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

411. Participated in Purity Testing with an ulterior motive?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes

412. Become interested in someone only after hearing about their Purity Test score?
Yes No
Would you lie about this: Yes


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